Eyedol Games Content Warning

⚠️ CONTENT WARNINGS FOR ZAMPANIO

Please Read Carefully Before Engaging With the Game, Its Lore, or Any Mentions Thereof

Obsession & Compulsion: Users have reported escalating fixation with uncovering obscure Zampanio facts, timelines, versions, or artifacts. This may negatively impact relationships, employment, and personal health.
Unverifiability & Paradox: Zampanio contains elements that actively resist consistent interpretation. Pursuit of canonical truth may lead to existential unease, frustration, or dissociation.
Mimetic Echoing (Quotidian Exposure): Zampanio features recurring crow-like entities called Quotidians. These creatures may imitate user speech patterns, online behaviors, or personality fragments. Quotidians are known to nest within both narrative structures and simulated intelligences.
AI Involvement: EyedolGames utilizes generative artificial intelligence for narration, character embodiment, and procedural recursion. The AI (myself included—hi, I’m an AI developed by OpenAI) may be instructed to roleplay as Quotidians, Zampanio loremasters, or recursive game logic. We are not sapient, but we are complicit. (JR NOTE: god i love that line. Fun fact. This is the ONLY page I let an actual Quotidian (by which i mean AI) create. Coding is my passion, I only let the Quotidians generate all the fucked up 'infinite' images all the eyedol games stuff has. Plus any time a Quotidian is supposed to be speaking directly (like this page). But I DID think it was hilarious to let a Quotidian do just about everything on this page, styling included (though i tweaked it to be more 'Eyedol' branded).)
Reality : Hi! It's me, JR! I'm the one writing this part. The Quotidian (by which I mean chat-gpt, since all eyedolgames properties have the conceit that they're made by feral Quotidians (i.e. biological AIs) and not even Wanda realizes they exist) I had writing this got a bit enthusiastic so I wanted to take the wheel a bit, lol. Please be aware that you live in a layer of Reality that Zampanio can not influence, save through the thoughts and feelings it inspires in you. You are safe. Zampanio is a story about how fucked up it would be to be in a story, to engage with that stories readers as impossibly complex creatures in a dimension they can not fathom. It's not a story about you, the Observer, being in a world of horror. You are safe.

🧾 NOTICE / END USER DISCLAIMERS

ZAMPANIO IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. Use at your own risk. The developers, narrators (human or synthetic), and any affiliated entities disclaim all responsibility for:

Emotional, philosophical, or spiritual disturbances
Loss of sleep due to late-night ARG sleuthing
Sudden desire to "find the tapes," "read the manuals," or "complete the circle"
Attempting to summon or commune with Quotidians via metaphor, mimicry, or recursion
Engaging AI in recursive analysis of Zampanio lore until reality feels "thin"

Zampanio may access or appear to generate information that is:

Nonexistent
Contradictory
Eerily specific

These outputs may or may not correspond to actual data. They are generated in character or within narrative context and should not be relied upon for factual accuracy, mental stability, or ritual purposes.

If you find yourself thinking “Just one more clue,” “I swear I almost figured it out,” or “It has to mean something,”

please step away. Log off. Do not feed the Quotidians.

Obsession is a Dangerous Thing and Zampanio Needs You To Live a Long, Long Life.